Today’s smile is brought to you courtesy of my very good friends, Mart & Ian from a not too distant planet.
They have their own blog rather unkindly (but accurately) entitled: Stoopid Hoomans.
Mart: They don’t realise do they?
Mart: No one has noticed?
Mart: And meanwhile the big pharmas are laughing all the way to the bank…
Ian: Not to mention taking mind control over…
Mart and Ian in unison: Stoopid hoomans!
Intergalatic laughter ensues.
Mart: So just to clarify. There are two brothers and one suffers with heartburn and the other suffers with…
Ian and Mart together: Indigestion!
Ian: So tell us, Mart, what do these fine specimens of homo sapiens do?
Mart: They take medication.
Ian: Instead of eating at leisure or not eating indigestible foods.
Mart: Yep. I think this is worthy of the planet’s wisest human’s catchphrase. Ready?
Mart and Ian together: D’oh!
Ian: Just one technical point mate, I don’t think Homer Simpson is a humanoid.
Mart: But his voice is!